christoph waltz stole my heart!

Sooooooooooo, i´m still learning how to use tha wacom jajajajaja i don´t have much time to practice, but i´m trying my best here!!!! this is a simple drawing i made the other day while i was watching the oscars :D by the way what a borring show it was........ but i´m happy about three things : 1 Up won for best animation, 2 avatar didn´t win for best movie and 3 Christoph Waltz won for Actor in a Supporting Role!

But that is it for now, im going to take a bath!

Niñita BONITA

Just learning how to use tha WACOM :D

I made this drawing for my cat, he is awesome and fat and gay :3
i love him, such a lady!

and also i´ll try to do my blog more often :D
see u later

Victor i love you, Victor i do!!!!

So it’s been a wild…. Now I can see I never wrote anything about that movie I saw… well anyway it wasn’t really a good movie jajaja. I was talking about X-Men origins : Wolverine, I went to see it with my good friend Fabrow in Veracruz and I had so much fun :D That´s why, very fast, before I start talking what I came to talk about, I´m going to say some things regarding the movie.
Why did I liked it? Before we went in to the movie theater, Fabrow told me it was named the homoerotic movie of the year jajajaja that’s a catch anyway you see it. So I saw the whole movie whit the idea that Sabretooth (Victor) is so obsessed whit his bro that he doesn´t want anybody else to have him…. Jajajaja are you following me? So, whit the evil man Stryker (you remember him from the X-men 2), they make a plan to erase his memory (because Logan doesn´t approve the way his brother is) and that way they´ll make him a perfect killing machine working forever by their side…. Jajajajajaja isn´t that cute:)

Shall we dance?

Finally, if you are not into gay sort of thing, then I’ll tell you: the movie is all about action, is fun to watch, they put a lot of money into it; BUT don´t expect anything else. Like most of the prequels, it has lots and lots of holes. They just wanted to take the most money they could out of wolverines character. And it’s funny because tanks to the ending, completely made up, anything could have happened. As far as I know Wolverine could have married Sabretooth and then cheated on him whit Gambit….. Sadly it doesn´t happen! I mean it is cheap to erase his memory at the ending of the freaking movie, isn´t it? Of course there is love whit a woman, I’m not going to lie… but he forgets her…………. Jajajajajaja as everything else!

Ok, now to the six degrees….. And we are going to start whit Liev Schreiber (Sabretooth), because I like him in the Manchurian Candidate, where the main character is Denzel Washington…. The other day I saw American Gangster (Ridley Scott) and I liked it, so I’m going to use it and say that Denzel Washington appears in this one whit Josh Brolin (did you know that he plays the part of the new boyfriend of the ex-girlfriend of Kevin Bacon in The Hollow man jajajaja not six degrees though). Who in No Country for Old Man acts whit Woody-mymainman-Harrelson, who makes an unforgettable GALAXIA in Anger Management….. Wich takes us to the end of this road whit Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men where appears KEVIN-fucking-BACON :D

…. So I forgot that I wasn´t going to take much time to talk about the movie….. jajajajajaja
I´ll save Michigan stories for next blog :)

comic books, always a story to tell

From an action film to a homoerotic / incestuous film….. maybe is all in my mind, but who cares :D
Coming soon- fucking -er than later!

HE PEED ON THE DUDE'S RUG

Ok, hello every one… my friends actually :D This is my first entry, and I was thinking I could write something about this awesome movie I saw the other day, or should I say the best movie I’ve seen lately ….. or should I say “This is what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass” jajaja

The name of the movie is “The big Lebowski” (1998) from the Coen Bros (always wanted to say that). If you don’t know who they are, I’ll tell you, they are these guys (with really gay names) Ethan and Joel. Since ’84 they have been writing, directing & producing movies (busy, busy, busy….). Most of their work is done by both of them, especially the righting, and in some production they use a false name like Roderick Jaynes…… jajajaja now imagine the Cesar (Life of Brian) saying that name…. jajajaja. No wonder why they are called “the two-headed director” and I don’t think is because they are gay…. (Should stop whit the gay jokes. )

What was I talking about?... yes, yes, yes, The big Lebowski!

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?...

If you have seen other Coen movies, you’ll realize this one is not far away from most of them, it’s a satire. Starting whit a confused bunch of losers, which know nothing, but seem to know everything. And how their ignorance takes them through the story… implicating social differences, money, and always something against the law, as stupid as it is or as stupid as the main characters…… and everyone else makes it jajajajaja.

The cast is awesome, we have Mr Lebowski or should I say the Dude, played by Jeff Bridges

. This guy really cool and airhead, that should have taken the issue of the rug more lightly and burundangamente, before everything else have happened. But at the end he is moved by some sort of greed. Then we have John Goodman, who plays Walter Sobchak, Dude´s best friend, a Nam obsessed divorced soldier, which senseless attitude takes the Dude through a lot of trouble. This character is one of those that makes you hate him…. And I really hated him jajajaja he was like that fat guy from Super bad, that made me hate that movie the first time I saw it, or like Peter Griffin, from family guy…….these characters make thing aggressively and are annoying as hell…. It doesn’t matter that the main character tells them not to do it, they will do it and fuck everything up…… HATE THEM!!!!
Also we have great Steve Buscemi ( I don’t know why, his name sound weird to me…), he plays Donny (sad, sad, sad Donny …), Its funny because you are an actor and you have this really creepy face or weird, or whatever, and you are always going to have character that fit whit that face…. So you are always the weird or eccentric one, or the one that doesn’t believe in tiping!!!!!…… a little bit like James Spader jajajajajaja…. Or not … I guess he is more handsome, but weird…… In the girls rolls we have Julian Moore whit all my respect, she is a great actress and an awesome feminist artist jajajajaja! And also we have the horrible and vomiting Tara Reid, she is so cheap that you could change her for a used toilet paper….. But I most admit this is a perfect roll for her, playing Bunny Lebowski….

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.

The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

And finally there is someone I have to mention, some people will find him really interesting, and an important point to watch the movie jejejejeje. I’m talking about Brandt, The Big Lebowski assistant, interpreted by your own, your favorite: Philip Seymour Hoffman

jajajajaja. He doesn’t play a big part, but when he appears he does it great:D
Well I want you people to watch this movie if you haven’t, that’s why I won’t tell anything else about the story let’s just say there are rugs, miss understanding and porn jajajajajajaa
Ok now for the gran-fucking-finally I’m going to do six degrees from Kevin Bacon to Jeff Bridges jajajaja how easy……

Ok ….. we start whit Kevin Bacon! Jajajajaja he appears in that movie “ Wild things” whit Bill Murray (I really like Bill jejejeje) then he acts in Charlie’s angels with Cameron Diaz….. what a horrible movie I must say……….
(now that I think about it in “Charlie’s angels” also appears San Rockwell, this funny guy that played a reporter in Frost-Nixon……. Where appears KEVIN BACON!!!!!! A bit old…… but still love him:D

Where was i?..... ok, Cameron Diaz plays in “The Holiday” with Kate Winslet…… and she plays a reporter in “The life of David Gale” whit Kevin Specey which takes us to the last one Jeff-fucking – Bridges jajajajaja who appears in "K-PAX" with Spacey………………

I thought this was going to be easier…….

COMING SOON

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!
this is what happens Larry!!!!